What they’re in for
Bar fight. He lunged. Physics did the rest. Ten to fifteen.
Regretful everyman. Genuinely didn’t mean for any of it. The most sympathetic of the roster.
“Now YOU lunge — controlled. That was my whole problem.”
“Keep your front knee over your ankle. And your temper over your beer.”
Fresh from the yard
"Lunge" Larry, forward lunge 🍺 "They said I lunged. Physics did the rest — ten to fifteen. So do it my way now: controlled. That was my whole problem." #Jailercise #Lunges #DoTheReps
Reverse lunge with Larry 🎸 "Keep your front knee over your ankle... and your temper over your beer. Slow. Steady. Nobody gets hurt." The most sympathetic guy in the yard. #Jailercise #Lunges #ReverseLunge
Caught on CAM 03 🎥 Larry's lunge, the barstool, the wince. Controlled, it wasn't. #Jailercise #CaseFile #Lunges
Evidence log
CAM 03, 23:50 — Larry lunged. Physics did the rest. That was my whole problem. #Jailercise #CaseFile #Lunges
The perp walk — Larry, hangdog, out of the bar. Keep your temper over your beer. #Jailercise #CaseFile
At the defense table, full of regret 😔 Larry didn't mean for any of it. Ten to fifteen. #Jailercise #CaseFile #Lunges