THE RAP SHEET
What they’re in for
His wealthy uncle had a "tragic hiking accident" on a trail only the two of them were on.
THE VOICE
Posh, insufferable wellness bro. Treats prison like a slightly disappointing retreat.
“It was a tragic accident. For him.”
“The altitude does something to a man. Especially near an edge.”
THE REELS
Fresh from the yard
Caught on CAM 01 🎥 Reggie at the clifftop, calm as anything. A tragic accident. For him. #Jailercise #CaseFile #MountainClimbers
THE CASE FILE
Evidence log
CAM 01, 14:47 — Reggie alone at the edge. It was a tragic accident. For him. ⛰️ #Jailercise #CaseFile #MountainClimbers
The perp walk — Reggie, indignant, led down the trail. The altitude does something to a man. #Jailercise #CaseFile
At the defense table, treating it like a retreat ⛰️ Reggie, unbothered. Especially near an edge. #Jailercise #CaseFile #MountainClimbers