What they’re in for
Torched the failing restaurant for the insurance. Twice.
- Arson (×2, same restaurant)
- Insurance fraud — “faith with paperwork”
- Filing the claim before the fire was out
Church-lady authority. Frames arson as righteous business acumen the Lord personally endorsed.
“We’re gonna light this glute UP — figuratively. This time.”
“Insurance is just faith with paperwork.”
Fresh from the yard
Fire hydrants with Yolanda 🔥 "We're gonna light this glute UP. Figuratively. This time." Knee bent, lift to the side, hold it. Amen. #Jailercise #FireHydrants #GluteDay
The burnout 🔥 "We finish everything with a burnout. Ask the diner." Hips up, squeeze, hold. Insurance is just faith with paperwork. #Jailercise #GluteBridge #Burnout
Caught on CAM 01 🎥 Sister Yolanda tipping the can. Insurance is just faith with paperwork. 🔥 #Jailercise #CaseFile #FireHydrants
Evidence log
CAM 01, 02:03 — Sister Yolanda in the closed restaurant, gas can out, head bowed. Insurance is just faith with paperwork. 🔥 #Jailercise #CaseFile
The perp walk — Yolanda cuffed outside the shuttered diner, gas can + singed policy bagged, eyes to heaven. 🔥 #Jailercise #CaseFile
Eyes to heaven in the dock 🔥 Sister Yolanda leaves it in higher hands. Insurance is faith with paperwork. #Jailercise #CaseFile