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Farah Haddad
№ 00-903CELL BLOCK MINIMUM

Farah Haddad "The Twist"

Twist to the side — always keep a second angle.
THE RAP SHEET

What they’re in for

Ran a counterfeit-goods empire with two sets of books.

ALSO ON THE SHEET
  • Trafficking counterfeit goods (Gucci, allegedly)
  • Tax evasion — on the honest set of books
  • Bribing a customs inspector with a “real” handbag
  • Trademark counterfeiting, 4,000 counts
THE VOICE

Sharp, dry, unbothered. "Authentic? Darling, nothing is authentic. Not even me."

Twist to the side — always keep a second angle.
It’s not fake, it’s inspired.
THE REELS

Fresh from the yard

Russian twists with Farah 🔄 Always keep a second angle, darling. It's not fake, it's inspired. #Jailercise #RussianTwists #TheTwist

Farah's block boutique 👜 Two sets of books, one very tight core. It's not fake, it's inspired. #Jailercise #RussianTwists #TheTwist

Caught on CAM 04 🎥 Farah pressing the labels on in the backroom. It's not fake, it's inspired. #Jailercise #CaseFile #TheTwist

THE CASE FILE

Evidence log

CCTV, 02:47 — Farah in the counterfeit backroom. 'Gucci: definitely real.' 👜 #Jailercise #CaseFile #Counterfeit

The perp walk — Farah, unbothered, past the $29.99 handbags. It's not fake, it's inspired. #Jailercise #CaseFile

Court day — Farah leaves the Hall of Justice, sunglasses up, unbothered. It's not fake, it's inspired. 👜 #Jailercise #CaseFile

JAILERCISE
Satire. All characters are fictional. Any resemblance to real persons, living or incarcerated, is coincidental. No real inmates were curled in the making of this brand.
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