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Winston Achebe
№ 00-711CELL BLOCK C

Winston Achebe "Plank"

“A man must hold his plank, and his tongue.”
THE RAP SHEET

What they’re in for

Ran a "shipping company." Cargo went overboard. Eventually, so did his partner.

THE VOICE

70, dignified elder-statesman, speaks in parables, refuses to be undignified about any of it.

“A man must hold his plank, and his tongue.”
“The sea keeps its secrets. So do I.”
THE REELS

Fresh from the yard

Winston holds the plank 🌊 "A man must hold his plank... and his tongue." The sea taught him patience. #Jailercise #Plank #DoTheReps

Side plank with Winston ⚓ "A captain keeps his composure... and his secrets." The sea keeps hers. So does he. #Jailercise #Plank #SidePlank

Caught on CAM 08 🎥 Winston watching the crate lower toward the water, composed. The sea keeps its secrets. #Jailercise #CaseFile #Plank

THE CASE FILE

Evidence log

CAM 08, 04:10 — Winston on the dock, watching the cargo go over. The sea keeps its secrets. 🌊 #Jailercise #CaseFile #Plank

The perp walk — Winston, dignified to the last, the crate bagged as evidence. A man must hold his tongue. #Jailercise #CaseFile

In the dock, speaking in parables 🌊 Winston, the picture of dignity. So do I. #Jailercise #CaseFile #Plank

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